| Monkey Boy
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 130 lbs
Powers and Abilities: Outstanding tree dexterity. Easily amused by sparkling objects. Able to smell a cheap fast food joint from a mile away.
History: Monkey Boy is currently unemployed and somewhat of a slacker. His daily agenda consists of doing nothing. This routine is occasionally broken by the antics of evil doers.
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Mr. Obscene
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 150 lbs
Powers and Abilities: Creates obscenities ranging from four letter words to complex on-going phrases composed of multiple different levels of intensity.
History: Mr. Obscene holds the record for most obscenities used in a single sentence. He is easily angered. For the most part he remains apathetic towards his fellow man, but occasionally he allows a nugget of concern to plop out.
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Eee
Height: 6"
Weight: 1 lbs
Powers and Abilities: It's a squirrel...
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John Hitler
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 140 lbs
Powers and Abilities: Summons powers from an amulet on his chest.
History: Not much is known about John Hitler other than the fact that he's an evil EVIL man. He has a frat shirt on, for cryin' out loud!
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